Saturday, August 8, 2009

Furnace man

Things heard from the furnace man as he was installing our new furnace:
- "Uh oh"
- "Oops"
- "Oh crap" (heard the first three a lot)
- "May I use your bathroom?" (double flush, not good)
- "Where's the duct tape?"
- "You learn a lot of new swear words working on a job like this"
- Multiple swear words
- A very long burp
- A very huge loogie (sickest thing ever and I'm wondering if he swallowed that or spit it in the house someplace?)
- After finishing the job, "You want me to vacuum to clean up a bit?" "Yeah, sure", "Uh, ok, you got a vacuum?"

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